There was a time when I worked on archaeology sites and we would find Black Widow spiders. Yep, the kind that could kill you with a bite. But I just found a tiny, itsy-bitsy spider who somehow found a place in a drawer that I opened about 5 minutes ago. I made the same face that little Chapin made here. You would've thought it was a tarantuala, but really, it was only about 3 centimeters.
I'm so lame.